so egbert decided to send me some shit and wanted some recordings 
so yeah have my gorgeous face
thanks for all of this ya big dork
<3

((got two bloopers on the main blog. Thanks to the ever lovely kyuu for the gifts<333))

i heard kisses were in order what giftcard do you want and how much because these luscious lips of mine appear to be lonely

heirfaire:

davegotstride:

heirfaire:

davegotstride:

heirfaire:

davegotstride:

:

umm, a hundred dollars to applebees wouldn’t go unappreciated.

what level of appreciation are we talking here man 

i better get something good out of it with you driving such a hard bargain

you can go with me to applebees to use it?

will actual apples and or bees be involved

bees no, apples maybe. depending on what you get, i guess. do you want the kiss and the date or not?

(( OOC: #a hundred dollars for a kiss it better be a damn sweet kiss i’ve been laughing for the past ten minutes jfc ))

good because really bees in a restaurant would be hella bad 

like “oh you didnt like the meal you ordered well say hello to our little friends” and just bees everywhere 

bad business ideas man 

worse than wearing your favorite red shirt to the rodeo 

but hell yes i want this date and kiss 

((OOC: you’re welcome. *bows* btw check your skype~~~ wink wink nudge nudge and you’ll find out just who this mod is that dug out this url that they’ve hade for 4 months ;3 ))

oh wow i’m not even sure which part of that was the dumbest thing you’ve ever said. that was a pretty impressive string of nonsense rambling even for you.

come pick me up and make sure you bring the giftcard with you! i’m hungry.

dude it so wasnt nonsense

bees in resaurants are a legit concern

and the rodeo thing well lets just say you learn the badness of that after your first one

not saying i was the idiot that wore red by the way

i aint dumb so that aint happening

but fine fine yeesh hold your horses dude im on my way now gift card in hand

your chariot awaits princess

i heard kisses were in order what giftcard do you want and how much because these luscious lips of mine appear to be lonely

heirfaire:

davegotstride:

heirfaire:

davegotstride:

:

umm, a hundred dollars to applebees wouldn’t go unappreciated.

what level of appreciation are we talking here man 

i better get something good out of it with you driving such a hard bargain

you can go with me to applebees to use it?

will actual apples and or bees be involved

bees no, apples maybe. depending on what you get, i guess. do you want the kiss and the date or not?

(( OOC: #a hundred dollars for a kiss it better be a damn sweet kiss i’ve been laughing for the past ten minutes jfc ))

good because really bees in a restaurant would be hella bad 

like “oh you didnt like the meal you ordered well say hello to our little friends” and just bees everywhere 

bad business ideas man 

worse than wearing your favorite red shirt to the rodeo 

but hell yes i want this date and kiss 

((OOC: you’re welcome. *bows* btw check your skype~~~ wink wink nudge nudge and you’ll find out just who this mod is that dug out this url that they’ve hade for 4 months ;3 ))

i heard kisses were in order what giftcard do you want and how much because these luscious lips of mine appear to be lonely

heirfaire:

davegotstride:

:

umm, a hundred dollars to applebees wouldn’t go unappreciated.

what level of appreciation are we talking here man 

i better get something good out of it with you driving such a hard bargain

you can go with me to applebees to use it?

will actual apples and or bees be involved

i heard kisses were in order what giftcard do you want and how much because these luscious lips of mine appear to be lonely

:

umm, a hundred dollars to applebees wouldn’t go unappreciated.

what level of appreciation are we talking here man 

i better get something good out of it with you driving such a hard bargain

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dave strider here and there aint none finer

i have no fucking clue what im doing this seemed cool so yeah new blog woo

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